I can tell you two things about this craptacular contraption:
1. It's completely ridiculous.
2. People have actually purchased it.
1. It's completely ridiculous.
2. People have actually purchased it.
The brain trusts who wrote the following ad finally came to their senses and decided to sell their "sauna" on Craigslist:
We bought 4 of these, in the photo is our College Student enjoying melting the weight off!! You feel great, and this fits in any room PLUS will fold up into a 4'wide canvas/Cloth that it comes in! We just took out a lounge chair and put this in its place! Plus you feel GREAT! The unit has a timer, 5 temp settings. You simply put one of those chairs that fold out in it and WE BOUGHT THE Wide one so it's EASY to manuver in. Pictured is the wide one, but it's nice to not feel cramped. You feel the difference in the unit but it takes up no more room in the LR or Work out Room than a chair. Flods up, Opps we spilled wax on ours (In Photo) Tranports EASY! This is a great Christmas Present! WE bought 4, and paid $750 Each will sell STILL IN THE UNOPENED box for $500. The Infared heat, helps you sweat 600 Calories...bla, bla, bla. Forget the sales pitch... we love the other 3 we have, this was bought for our SON and he moved to San Diego! He walks outside for his SAUNA!, and (Forest Fires?) Enough for now see photos! You can see the zippers so you can drink, change TV Channels, and the pouch holds the Timer/Temp control!! Call now!
It flods up? Put me down for two! "Opps!" I think they should've asked their "College Student" to write this ad since they might have better grasp on grammar. I love the implication that being near a forest fire is just like relaxing in a sauna. I promise I did not get this from Engrish.com no matter how much it may seem like I did.
I don't get why you couldn't use these suits for that "Shit! It's so hot I feel like my flesh is melting" effect. You'd look markedly less stupid, plus you'd get to beat the crap out of your friends instead of sitting there trying to read a magazine while you sweat all over it. It's win-win.
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