This posting on craigslist might be the most honest one i've read in years...and the most pathetic.
My microwave doesn't work anymore and since I am a guy and dont know how to cook there is a strong possibility I might starve to death. if you have a working microwave laying around that you could give I would greatly appreciate it. Also if anyone has a t-mobile phone that accepts simcards that would be great as well- don't need anything fancy- I broke the clasp that holds the Sim card in on mine and turns off automatically at the most inopportunie times.
I'm not sure which part I like best--the complete disregard for punctuation and capitalization, the desperation, or the fact that he admits that he can't cook due to the fact that he's a guy. Maybe it's the awesome and totally not offensive picture he attaches:
I also love the fact that he doesn't stop with the microwave. Oh no. He continues to ask for a cell phone. "On the note of expensive electronics, if you happen to have an old cellular telly lying 'round, would you mind hooking a brother up?"
This guy has now become my new favorite person in the entire world.
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